Hey, New Readers!
May 19The response to Alert Nerd Press’s latest work of monumental genius, Matt’s Poodoo ebook, has been absolutely freaking staggering. We’re hoping that some of you stick around for a bit, maybe subscribe to our RSS feed and check out some other posts.
Alert Nerd was founded by Matt, Chris and Sarah in 1865. Present for the explosion of the Claywater Meteorite in Wisconsin, the trio of intrepid frontiersmen (and women) used their strange new powers to preempt the age of digital publishing, and are currently suing the creators of the television program Smallville for slander. Me? I’m Jeff, the new guy. I was assigned to handle these three a few months ago after my predecessor disappeared under mysterious circumstances.
We blog a few times a week about comics, movies and any other nerdy thing we can think of. Stick around for a bit and you’ll catch the fourth issue of our pet project, Grok – an honest-to-Spock ‘zine full of original content from some of the blogosphere’s best hidden talent. The Extra Life issue is due out after the Memorial Day weekend.
In the meantime, amuse yourself by browsing the archives and by following us on Twitter and checking out our personal blogs:
Chris Stewart: @castewar / Proton Charging
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Now Available: Free Poodoo eBook (Bullshitting About Star Wars)
May 16My second book, Poodoo, is now available for free PDF download.
Poodoo: Bullshitting About Star Wars, 1999-2009
It’s exactly what the subtitle implies–ten years’ worth of my rants and ravings about the Star Wars franchise. Here’s what I wrote a few days ago about it:
Ten years ago next Tuesday, on May 19, 1999, George Lucas unleashed Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace onto an unsuspecting world.
I’m not exaggerating when I say I haven’t been the same since. I’ve spent the past ten years bitching, obsessing, and writing about Star Wars, wherever they’ll have me–and sometimes, when they won’t have me, I build my own goddamned website so that I’ll at least have myself.
To commemorate the horror, the bliss, and the strangeness of the past ten years I’ve spent as a Star Wars fan, I document my journey in Poodoo, a collection of my Star Wars-related writings.
Featuring an introduction by real doctor and college professor Steven P. Millies, Ph.D, Poodoo is about 100 pages of screeds and sundry.
Any links, tweets, or other promotional support would be VERY appreciated. And please let me know what you think! Thanks for checking it out.
P.S. My first book, Unconventional, tells the tale of three geeks spending a fateful weekend at their local bi-mon-sci-fi-con. It’s also available as a free download.
Stuff We Like This Week: May 15 Edition
May 15
In an effort to combat our occasional…okay, okay, near-constant negativity, we give you a regular feature full of nothing but love — Stuff We Like This Week. Appearing every Friday, SWLTW will recap the things that have set our little nerdly hearts aflame within the past seven days.
Coming Monday: Poodoo
May 14Ten years ago next Tuesday, on May 19, 1999, George Lucas unleashed Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace onto an unsuspecting world.
I’m not exaggerating when I say I haven’t been the same since. I’ve spent the past ten years bitching, obsessing, and writing about Star Wars, wherever they’ll have me–and sometimes, when they won’t have me, I build my own goddamned website so that I’ll at least have myself.
To commemorate the horror, the bliss, and the strangeness of the past ten years I’ve spent as a Star Wars fan, I document my journey in Poodoo, a collection of my Star Wars-related writings.
Featuring an introduction by real doctor and college professor Steven P. Millies, Ph.D, Poodoo is about 100 pages of screeds and sundry.
Poodoo will be available on Monday, May 18, 2009 as an ABSOLUTELY FREE PDF ebook download. I’ll be tweeting, e-mailing, blogging and what-not about it pretty much all week next week, cause I’m excited.
In fact, I’ve teased once or twice over on Twitter about an upcoming top-secret project I was working on, and this was it. But seriously: Who gives a shit? I’m not Geoff Fucking Johns or James Fucking Cameron; no one really cares what I’m working on, unless it’s cookies, and then suddenly everyone’s Mr. or Ms. Interested, like, “Matt, can we have some cookies?” and all that.
Whether you give a shit or not, I do give a shit, because I’m me, and if I didn’t give a shit about the things I myself choose to do, I would be in store for some serious medication and therapy.
Please stop on by and check it out next week. Thanks!
Four Color Critiques: Atomic Robo, Jersey Gods
May 13It feels like it’s been awhile since I’ve actually blogged about comics. This week’s delivery from Heavyink is probably a good excuse to get back on that horse.
I got two books in the mail this week: the first issue of the new Atomic Robo mini and the fourth issue of Jersey Gods. It’s rare that all of the books I read in one sitting make me this happy.
If you aren’t reading either of these books, I really gotta recommend that you check them out.
Atomic Robo and the Shadow From Beyond Time #1: This installment of Robo (from 8 Bit Theater scribe Brian Clevenger and Scott Wegener) takes place in the 20s and pits Robo, Charles Fort and H.P. Lovecraft against things that are best described as…squamous. Clevenger’s wry comic timing distracts from the bulk of this issue consisting of talking expository heads as Fort tries to enlist Tesla’s (and then Robo’s) help while Robo tries to get rid of the two writers so he can study. Wegener manages to make a character with no facial features exude attitude, which is no small feat. The new Atomic Robo isn’t as laugh out loud ridiculous (in a good way) as the Free Comic Book Day “Atomic Robo Hates Dr. Dinosaur” story, but it’s well-crafted, fun entertainment that is even better if you’re already a fan of the Cthulu mythos.
Jersey Gods #1-4: I managed to snag the first issue of this Image title at NYCC this year and, just like Helen Killer surprised me last year, this year Gods was the book that I kept passing around to friends and forcing them to read. I probably should have had the issue slabbed and graded immediately, since Glen Brunswick and Dan McDaid signed it, but I guess I fail at investicomics.
Jersey Gods is certainly similar to Joe Casey’s Gødland, a book that is maybe Casey’s best work but still a book that I am a bit lukewarm about. Both are indebted to Jack Kirby’s cosmic work of the 60s and 70s, and McDaid definitely has a streak of The King in his artwork (which is some of my favorite comic art right now, check out his sketchblog), but the book doesn’t live in its influences too much or lean on them too heavily. While Jersey Gods is a mash up of cosmic superheroes and Patsy Walker-style romance comics, it embodies the best of ‘Mash-Up’ Age comics and makes itself its own thing in the process. I’ve been following the Barock story and the Zoe story with equal zeal and can’t wait for the next issue, the last one in the first arc, to see what happens to the two leads. We know from the previews that ran prior to the book’s launch that they end up married and in suburban Jersey, but dammit, I want to know how. The book is equal parts action, drama and humor with a touch of Kirby nostalgia and that should make it compelling to everybody who reads comics.
