Coming Monday: Poodoo

Coming Monday: Poodoo

May 14

Ten years ago next Tuesday, on May 19, 1999, George Lucas unleashed Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace onto an unsuspecting world.

I’m not exaggerating when I say I haven’t been the same since. I’ve spent the past ten years bitching, obsessing, and writing about Star Wars, wherever they’ll have me–and sometimes, when they won’t have me, I build my own goddamned website so that I’ll at least have myself.

To commemorate the horror, the bliss, and the strangeness of the past ten years I’ve spent as a Star Wars fan, I document my journey in Poodoo, a collection of my Star Wars-related writings.

Featuring an introduction by real doctor and college professor Steven P. Millies, Ph.D, Poodoo is about 100 pages of screeds and sundry.

Poodoo will be available on Monday, May 18, 2009 as an ABSOLUTELY FREE PDF ebook download. I’ll be tweeting, e-mailing, blogging and what-not about it pretty much all week next week, cause I’m excited.

In fact, I’ve teased once or twice over on Twitter about an upcoming top-secret project I was working on, and this was it. But seriously: Who gives a shit? I’m not Geoff Fucking Johns or James Fucking Cameron; no one really cares what I’m working on, unless it’s cookies, and then suddenly everyone’s Mr. or Ms. Interested, like, “Matt, can we have some cookies?” and all that.

Whether you give a shit or not, I do give a shit, because I’m me, and if I didn’t give a shit about the things I myself choose to do, I would be in store for some serious medication and therapy.

Please stop on by and check it out next week. Thanks!