ALERT NERD EXCLUSIVE: ULTIMATES 3 #1 GETS SHITTY XEROX VARIANT
ALERT NERD EXCLUSIVE: ULTIMATES 3 #1 GETS SHITTY XEROX VARIANT
Feb 06Press Release
It’s the ultimate comic book event of the year and now Ultimates 3 is back like you’ve never seen it before! In Ultimates 3 #1 Shitty Xerox Variant, the sold-out smash hit from Eisner award-winning scribe Jeph Loeb and superstar artist Joe Madureira returns as a poorly-copied version of the original! Generated on a twenty-year-old copier from the local public library that leaks toner, this special variant edition also features the same dialogue and jaw-dropping plot that forever changed the Ultimate Universe! This issue also features Madureira’s now classic wraparound covers replaced by xeroxes of my ass, depicting the Ultimate Universe heroes heading towards a climactic battle with their enemies, the Brotherhood!
“What a wonderful gift for the fans of the book,” says Loeb. “Joe’s artwork looks great in color, but to see a poorly copied naked ass wrapped around a shitty xerox copy of this already piss-poor comic is a mindblowing!
“No, that’s not a typo,” continues Loeb. “A mindblowing is when your mind gets some choice blowjobbery, preferably from a spicy prostitute picked up just over the Mexican border. I have a few phone numbers if you’re interested.”
As the March On Ultimatum continues, don’t miss your chance to experience one of the year’s most controversial comics of the year!
That’s not a typo either! This comic is one of the year’s most controversial comics of the year, this year, not next year, and in 2008 as well!
Just why has one of the Ultimates’ most powerful members been targeted for death? And who—or what—is the object of Venom’s quest? AND WHO GIVES A SHIT???
It all begins in Ultimates 3 #1…and you’ve never seen it brought to life like this before!
ULTIMATES 3 #1 (of 5) SHITTY XEROX VARIANT GATEFOLD PHOTOCOPIED ASS COVERS (DEC078168)
Written by JEPH LOEB
Pencils by JOE MADUREIRA
Gatefold Ass would make a great band name
Parental Advisory …$2.99
FOC—2/21/08, On-Sale—3/12/08
Related: ULTIMATES 3 #1 GETS BLACK AND WHITE VARIANT – NEWSARAMA
Holy shit man. I just started reading your blogs, and this is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while. Keep it up.
Thanks. i wish I were joking.
I am joking.
Or…AM I??????