Harry Potter Comes Out

Harry Potter Comes Out

Jul 20

So not only are copies of the last Harry Potter novel leaking onto teh intarwhebhesetes, but they’ve also apparently been shipped early by a few online retailers. D’oh! Fire up your lawyers, DeepDiscount.com!

I’ll be the first to admit that all of this is getting a little…how do you say…IDIOTIC. Still, it’s a relatively safe and enjoyable way to stoke the flames of anticipation inside my own black-cold heart. And hell, maybe the leaks ARE a fake, and Scholastic invested a small chunk of change into hiring someone to write and fake-publish a false version, just to create this mania. Stranger things have happened (see Blue Harvest: Horror Beyond Imagination).

I love the part in CNN’s story where Scholastic asks those who have received the book early to keep it in the package and hidden until 12:01 a.m. on July 21.

Yeah, right. That’s gonna happen.

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