Nerf Assholes

Nerf Assholes

May 31

When I read the nice little story about the dying kid who received a highly coveted mount in World of Warcraft as part of his Make-A-Wish experience, I first felt a little glow. Gosh, that’s neat, I thought.

Then, recalling my own brief time spent in WoW and the horrifying human beings I encountered on Blizzard’s official boards, I wondered how long it would take for some prick online to pervert the gesture. I quickly found out: Twelve posts.

Touching story and all but I must point out the glaring differance between in-game and real life:

In-game: Phoenix mount, woot, I fly fast! Phoenix rises from the ashes when it dies.

Real life: This kid is worm food.

He should have wished for something that mattered, way to blow a wish douche bag.

Touching, indeed. When this fucker burns in the firepits of hell for all eternity, I hope that’s what his own personal demon keeps shouting in his ear, or writing on his penis with a hot poker, over and over: “Way to blow a wish, douche bag.”

239 comments

  1. Chris

    That’s classy, lemme tell ya.
    This even trumps the in-game wedding that got jumped by another guild, slaughtering everyone.

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