"Junior!"

"Junior!"

Feb 18

One of my favorite places for hilarious bile on the internet is Ain’t It Cool News. Their Talkbackers have a consistent, special gift for finding the most cruel and unforgiving ways to rip on whatever the fanboy topic of the day might be.

A leitmotif, if you will, of the Talkbackers’ hate is mock titles of the fourth Indiana Jones installment. Every story about the flick guarantees tens of these sarcastic jabs.

So it is with GREAT GLEE that I bring you the latest of these Talkbacks. (Scroll down past the story itself, of course–who gives a shit who plays Indy’s son? The film’s gonna blow chunks regardless.)

“Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Reverse Mortgage,” indeed.

I read these and wept with laughter.