Wanted: Someone to come and kill me

Wanted: Someone to come and kill me

Jul 14

Initially intrigued by Stan The Man’s upcoming Who Wants to be a Superhero on Sci Fi, I realized right away that there was a very narrow margin in which this should could succeed – I didn’t know what that margin would be, but it would be narrow. The concept was goofy, just so goofy it might work, so I was rooting for it. But…

Now that I’ve seen the website, and read through the hero profiles, I need someone to come and kill me. I’m a coward – or maybe I’m not programmed to self-terminate. It doesn’t matter, the consequences are the same. I don’t want to see this show and can’t take matters into my own hands. Please help.

“The only living thing that can withstand is Death Punch is The Hulk.” Fuckin’ A for Banner. Verily, it sucks to be Thor.