The Send Matt To Shitty Movies Fund: The First Film Is…

The Send Matt To Shitty Movies Fund: The First Film Is…

Jun 22

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift.

It wasn’t even a contest, really. It left Garfield and The Lake House in the dust.

Oh, I may get to Garfield and The Lake House eventually, be certain of that. But my first order of business is to use the hard-earned American dollars donated to me by YOU, the fantastic Alert Nerd readership, to purchase one ticket for Tokyo Drift.

Then I will sit at my computer and savagely tear the film to shreds. Meaning that when the history is written, this summer’s experiment will stand as a revolutionary turning point in the evolution of participatory journalism.

This will all happen sometime next week, I’m guessing. My sister-in-law will be in town to coo over the new baby and help out, meaning I can afford to skip out on my young family for a few hours and watch a shitty movie. Which makes me a GREAT DAD.

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