I cracked it.
I cracked it.
Jun 22So Cate the Wonder Baby is in this lovely pattern of eating, then cooing briefly, then screaming like a banshee (but not like Banshee, which would have already destroyed our home and killed Mommy and Daddy where we stood). Apparently, most babies do this.
WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T SOMEONE TELL ME?!?!?!
Anywho, I sit with her, I watch Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear, she finally quiets down…at 11:52 p.m.
OH. EM. GEE.
TIME IS BROKEN! IT’S ALL HER FAULT! SO DARK THE CON OF MAN!
