Update: The Send Matt to Shitty Movies Fund
Update: The Send Matt to Shitty Movies Fund
Jun 10Thanks to the generous contributions of viewers like YOU, I have a war chest of $40 with which to see very bad movies this summer, and then make them cry with nasty reviews, which will endeavor whenever possible to be personally insulting to every production and cast member involved.
Next weekend looks to be a landmark for bad movies in the summer of 2006, with THREE big nasty wet steaming hunks of Hollywood poop hitting screens. The question is…where to begin?
Help me decide! Vote here and I’ll try to see the movie in question as soon as is humanly possible. Remember, I have a new baby, so it may take me a week or two. But rest assured–new ones will be ripped. Pinky swear.
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Which shitty movie should Matt see first? |
| The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift | |
| Garfields A Tail of Two Kitties | |
| The Lake House | |
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I voted for FF3. Tokyo Drift, dawg!
Me too! You’re stuck now, M Spizzle!