Grok The Vote: Voting Day Line-ups. WWND?

Grok The Vote: Voting Day Line-ups. WWND?

Nov 03

Honestly, on voting day, what will ninjas do? Something to seriously consider. Here are my thoughts;

1) You’ll, never, ever know they are there. The less cunning ones would be easier to spot, having perhaps disguised themselves as bamboo salesmen or traveling minstrels from feudal Japan, but more than likely those one will have been weeded out well in advance of any polling, advanced or otherwise.

2) Careful spotters may notice tell-tale residual smoke from a ninja’s exit or in some cases, a few bodies, but being patriotic, these will almost always be voters who have already cast their ballot. If the deceased have not voted, there is clearly an evil ninja afoot how much be hunted and killed. The family of the avenged voter will get to cast the decease’s vote – if there is no family, the crowd will cast their vote by a show of hands. Also, all evil ninjas should be reported to election observers of all parties running.

3) Lee Van Cleef died in 1989, and therefore should not appear on any voter registries.

投票することを忘れないでください！