Civil War Spoiler: DUH.

Civil War Spoiler: DUH.

Jun 13

Have you heard? There’s a shocker at the end of issue 2 of Marvel’s Civil War that will RHIP TEH INTRENET IYN HYALF!!! OHEMGEE!!!

Of course, if you read the last issue of Amazing Spider-Man, and/or last week’s debut of Civil War: Front Line, you would have to be BRAIN DEAD not to determine what this spoiler is.

(AVAST! SPOILERS AHEAD IF YOU’RE STUPID!)

Print nerd

Print nerd

Jun 12

I’m a print nerd too. All of us here are nerds of many things and given enough time it will all come out. I worked at a student newspaper for many a year, which is where I got my first taste of just how cool it is to publish something. This was the proto-digital era, meaning the text got laid-out on computer, but that was printed out and arranged with seperate elements not on the computer (like ads and photos) on a card, slightly bigger than the size of the final page. Actual physical contact*.

Chewie On the Skins

Chewie On the Skins

Jun 11

The awesome Star Wars-themed Gnarls Barkley performance from last week’s MTV Movie Awards has made its way onto YouTube.

This was so, so much cooler than Hayden Christensen winning Best Villain. Come on, if you’re gonna give it to someone from Sith, why not Ian McDiarmid? He made a seven course meal out of all that scenery without even coming up for air.

Fun With Photo Booth

Fun With Photo Booth

Jun 11

My husband bought himself a shiny, shiny new MacBook this weekend and I’m sure it can do lots of cool stuff, but the best thing about it so far is Photo Booth. Oh, man. That shit is HILARIOUS. Hours and hours of amusement, my friends!

I put just a few of our artistic renderings up at Flickr.

WikiWikiWhack: Photo Booth

Update: The Send Matt to Shitty Movies Fund

Update: The Send Matt to Shitty Movies Fund

Jun 10

Thanks to the generous contributions of viewers like YOU, I have a war chest of $40 with which to see very bad movies this summer, and then make them cry with nasty reviews, which will endeavor whenever possible to be personally insulting to every production and cast member involved.

Next weekend looks to be a landmark for bad movies in the summer of 2006, with THREE big nasty wet steaming hunks of Hollywood poop hitting screens. The question is…where to begin?

Help me decide! Vote here and I’ll try to see the movie in question as soon as is humanly possible. Remember, I have a new baby, so it may take me a week or two. But rest assured–new ones will be ripped. Pinky swear.

	Which shitty movie should Matt see first?
	The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
	Garfields A Tail of Two Kitties
	The Lake House