Call Jerry Bruckheimer!

Call Jerry Bruckheimer!

Apr 07

I don’t wanna miss a thing!

Study finds two supermassive black holes spiraling toward collision

A pair of supermassive black holes in the distant universe are intertwined and spiraling toward a merger that will create a single super-supermassive black hole capable of swallowing billions of stars, according to a new study by astronomers at the University of Virginia, Bonn University and the U.S. Naval Research Laboratory.

It's-a him, Mario!

It's-a him, Mario!

Apr 07

Anybody else dripping with excitement over New Super Mario Bros.?

Release date was 5/15, then 5/22, and now seems to be back to 5/15.

Whatever gaming nonsense I occasionally get myself wrapped up into, I always seem to return to the Mario side-scrollers. They’re just my style. So a brand new one, with 3D graphics, on the DS? I’m SO there.

Welcome to Eltingville – better late than never

Welcome to Eltingville – better late than never

Apr 06

Canadian fans of Evan Dorkin (or Americans who missed out the first time around), rejoice – some kind soul has posted the Welcome to Eltingville cartoon pilot to YouTube. The pilot was intended to become part of the Cartoon Network Adult Swim line-up, but sadly didn’t make it, which is a shame as I think it would have found an audience after a few more episodes.

As it happens, YouTube is nerd paradise, as you can also watch Patton Oswalt and Brian Posehn’s Super Nerd pilot for Comedy Central, Joss Whedon’s Buffy pilot (dusting vampires using a four frame transition!), and Pryde of the X-men (so… many… bad Marvel cartoons). And those are whole episodes of geek shows. The sheer volume of clips, opening credits, and commercials for shows from around the world, not to mention whole episodes of non-geek shows (unless your a geek FOR those shows) is stunning.

Please. Stop with the photorealistic fur.

Please. Stop with the photorealistic fur.

Apr 06

Was watching American Idol last night (yeah, I watch it–what’s it TO ya?!) and caught a commercial for a film that I believe is titled Over the Hedge.

What is it? Guess.

Right! It’s another computer animated film featuring talking animals voiced by smartass celebrities!

I get that Ice Age was a big success. I get that Ice Age 2 opened HUGE. I get that talking animals have been a staple of animation since Bambi screamed about his dead…sorry, no spoilers.

But these movies look pretty shitty, so let’s see something NEW. Like animated cars.

What? Pixar’s doing an animated car movie? This very summer? Righteous.

Interview: Ernie Cline

Interview: Ernie Cline

Apr 05

Originally published March 11, 2003

ernieIn Internet terms, if you can create one thing that people email around to one another, you’re a star. If you can follow up with a sophomore effort, that gets even more attention, you’re a superstar. Ernie Cline is now working on his third meme, as people slowly begin to start describing something extra cool as being “Airwolf,” making him, well, at least a superstar. What comes after “superstar” hasn’t been worked out yet.