Indiana Jones and the Trials of Incontinence

Indiana Jones and the Trials of Incontinence

Nov 28

Hate to be Mr. Grumpy Pants AGAIN (I seem to be feeling that way a lot lately), but JEEBUS, does Harrison Ford look OLD in these new Indiana Jones pics.

Confirmed: Marvel Don't Get It

Confirmed: Marvel Don't Get It

Nov 27

It’s official: All Marvel torrents are off Z-Cult.

Legally, you can’t really argue with the move.

From pretty much every other perspective, it’s a clusterfucky act of idiocy. Especially this part:

We asked marvel if they wanted to say anything as the reason for the removal to our users and they mentioned they are doing it because of their new download site.

YOU FUCKING MORONS. Marvel Digital Comics Unlimited IS NOT A DOWNLOAD SITE. IT’S A “RENT COMICS TO READ, USING ONLY OUR INTERFACE, AS LONG AS YOU CONTINUE TO PAY US” SITE.

The fact that they believe they are even offering something that would compare to a “download service” means that they are probably the types who have old dusty Commodores sitting in the corner of their offices, which they use for computer chess when things are slow. Like I’ve said–what they’re offering today isn’t necessarily bad. It has the potential to be very bad, or very good; it’s definitely not very good right now.

BUT IT’S NOT A DOWNLOAD SITE, AND YOU ARE STUPID FOR SAYING IT IS.

Fuck you, Marvel.

Gail Simone in the NYT

Gail Simone in the NYT

Nov 27

If you heart Gail Simone as much as I heart Gail Simone, then you will be glad to see this Gail profile in the New York Times.

Get down with your bad self, Ms. Simone!

(I’m gonna go shotgun a Coors to offset that brazen display of flamboyance.)

Remember how Dumbledore is gay?

Remember how Dumbledore is gay?

Nov 21

This post by the astute Dorian of postmodernbarney fame sums up exactly why the whole “Oh, by the way, Dumbledore is gay” thing bothers me so much.

Retroactive attempts to diversify sexuality in your books don’t count, Jo.