I'm sorry, Matt…

I'm sorry, Matt…

Dec 14

…but I think he’s lying. Unless he means money shaman.

I believe Mr. T though. I also believe he’s a hacker. He’s Mr. T, foo’.

Testing

Testing

Dec 14

I’m writing this from my new BlackBerry Pearl 8100.

Because I can.

Wowser.

Wowser.

Dec 14

Check out this incredibly bad ass international poster for The Dark Knight.

About the only thing that would make it exponentially cooler is if the city depicted were actually my hometown of Chicago, instead of a computer-generated rendering. Chicago stands in for Gotham for much of the shooting in Nolan’s Batman films.

Still, it’s enough that Christian Bale has actually breathed some of the same oxygen as I have. Sigh.

Just call me Uncle Owen

Just call me Uncle Owen

Dec 13

At twelve hundred bucks, plus fifteen per day to run, I’m not sure what practical purpose this water-from-air system serves, unless you’re somewhere that craves water. Like, say, Tattooine.

Seriously. That’s the first thing that came to mind. “No you can be a moisture farmer!” And I actually considered it. Then I went back to work.

Real-Life Spider Tracers

Real-Life Spider Tracers

Dec 13

LA cops are testing a technology that would allow them to zap a GPS “tracer” onto a fleeing suspect’s vehicle and then track the vehicle via computer.

Can the Spidermobile be far behind???

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