Throw-Up In My Mouth

Throw-Up In My Mouth

Feb 27

Super Mario Bros. 2 has always been my favorite Mario game.

Not anymore.

X-Files 2: The Trailer is Out There (For Now)

X-Files 2: The Trailer is Out There (For Now)

Feb 25

Seeing all those WonderCon reports fly up onto the web over the weekend gave me a twitter of excitement in my belly. I do loves me my convention season.

But nothing excited me more than how cool this bootlegged video of The X-Files 2 trailer looks. Billy Connolly with his crazy long white hair ALONE has sold me on this flick.

Do you need my shipping address?

Do you need my shipping address?

Feb 25

Because you must be purchasing that giant replica of Gort from The Day The Earth Stood Still as my early birthday present. Or a late Christmas present. Or a gift from the Easter Bunny.

E-mail for my details. Kthxbye.

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Fanboys protest "Fanboys," or: Just how badly can one fuck up a movie?

Fanboys protest "Fanboys," or: Just how badly can one fuck up a movie?

Feb 21

Ain’t It Cool has word of a fan-organized boycott of the Weinstein Company flick Fanboys, once a tender, wacky tale of a dying Star Wars fan who breaks into Skywalker Ranch to see Episode I, now some kind of idiotic nerd-mocking comedy, according to reports:

Now, after delaying the release of the movie for over a year, the Weinstein Company (the studio who owns it) has decided to recut the entire movie so that it mocks Star Wars fans. They’re planning to remove the cancer plotline and have the fans break into Skywalker Ranch for no reason at all – just because they’re “Death Star Dorks” (from the Weinstein Co. website). They plan to rip the heart out of the movie and turn it into a mindless comedy that ridicules Star Wars fans, instead of celebrating them.

This level of filmmaking idiocy is staggering. If you are making a movie about a specific segment of fans, and those fans are so upset by your movie that they are boycotting ALL of the movies you release, then you are doing something WRONG.

I don’t know if this is a true problem with misediting the film, or if this is all just idle speculation gotten out of hand, but DAMN. So very stupid. Either fix the damned movie, or at the very least, get some flunkie in the marketing department to jump on this fire until it’s put out.

Also, this:

Also, this:

Feb 14

Me excited.