Hot Cops!
Hot Cops!
May 03Here’s my Back Stage interview with the Hot Fuzz gang — Wright, Pegg and Frost. I don’t know why they cropped the online photo so it’s just Edgar’s cute mug, but rest assured that a pic of all three of them appeared in print and it was completely adorable.
Also, because I love you, here’s a racy little outtake.
First, whilst reading the article, make special note of the part where they talk about their imaginary coat of arms. Then read this, which came a bit later:
Edgar: I may draw the coat of arms later today, I’ve got it now.
Simon: It’s got to have a couple of nobs in it, that’s for sure.
Edgar: There’s that, but also the very childish thing of having the three bits of
ejaculate coming out, which is the standard for any of picture of…
Simon (to interviewer): See what I mean? 33 years old.
Edgar: 32, give me that!
Simon: Our combined age is just under 100.
Edgar: Listen, when I turn 33, I’ll stop drawing penises.
Simon: I do not believe you.
That’s a slice of fried gold, that is.
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Many Nerds won’t be returning. Some old timers I remember from last year, people like
Trenchcoat Mafia, Silk Dragon Shirt, probably won’t be coming back next year.
Spamming blogs I put their names up, immortalizing them, if only until the blog owner
erases everything::::
1. Trenchcoat Mafia
2. Silk Dragon Shirt
3. The Distinguished English Gentleman
4. Beta Nerd, and of course
5. Rosie The Transsexual
Rosie’s original name was just Rosie, due to his rosie cheeks. They shared he has a high
level of knowledge, a tactic the gods employ to create a false sense of security. This of
course is the segment which they dump so many transsexuals into.
I too enjoy irony, and therefore Rosie has now become Rosie The Transsexual.
Who else has a nickname in the NerdRoom?
I’d like to remind you many of the people in the NerdRoom are good men. I hope this is
reflected in what they are allowed to learn and the progress they’re allowed to make.
I’d also like to remind you their predecessors, REAL nerds from a generation ago who fill
the computer swap meet, are WONDERFUL men, and since I likely won’t be going again I want
to remember them as well.
Actually the comparison of the two is a testiment to the devolution of society which will
be used as justification for the Apocalypse:::
Today’s nerds are NOT wonderful men. They grew up with the internet and many consider
pornography as an acceptable vice. They gamble freely, enjoy evil imagry in video games
and engage in sexual pursuits their predicessors never did.
This issue is a microcosim of our deterioration.