I Fellded

I Fellded

Apr 20

I picked up Fell 4 by Warren Ellis and Ben Templesmith at a comic shop that had it in their “must read” shelves; I then tracked down 1-3 a few days later at another shop that still had them. Third printings, but who gives a shit, right?

Linkypoozle

Linkypoozle

Apr 19

Project Runway castmembers geek out at StarWars.Com. Y’know, if they’re THAT desperate for content, maybe they should just shut the fucker down.

You go, Sulu!

So McDonald’s may start outsourcing the drive-thru? HOW do they think someone in another state will help me get a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, ketchup only, BETTER than someone I can speak with at the actual restaurant? And this is from March of last year–why wasn’t I briefed about this?! Heads will roll.

I really want Absolute Dark Knight Returns, even if it means owning a hardcover oversized copy of what I understand is a far lesser sequel. I also want Absolute Crisis, just cause I know I’d get a kick out of the memos written to plan it. Bet that’s some WACKY SHIT. But really, DC–$100 for a goddamned comic book?! WTFrak?!

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a CD.

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a CD.

Apr 19

The Superman cash-in begins…. NOW!

I Hope You're Happy Now

I Hope You're Happy Now

Apr 18

I only hesitated once.

I was packing the plastic bag full of dog shit, bits of the stuff trapped deep under my fingernails, and I wondered: was it really worth it? Did she really deserve this? More importantly, would she really stop calling and e-mailing and stopping by unexpectedly if I tossed a steaming bag of dog shit at her front door?

It’s worth a shot, I figured as I hurtled the bag. It certainly couldn’t hurt to try.

Hee

Hee

Apr 18

Lorelai Gilmore just used the term “frakking.”