NYCC 2009: Alert Nerdian for Saturday, 2/7

NYCC 2009: Alert Nerdian for Saturday, 2/7

Feb 07

Tweets from our correspondents on the show floor! Chris Claremont rewrites the universe! Dodongo!

Alert Nerdian for Saturday, 2/7

Don’t forget: Hard copies at NYCC. Scope out the freebie tables. Follow @AlertNerd, @SarahKuhn and @TheOtherJeff for the latest from the show. Follow @castewar and @MattSpringer cause we’re not at NYCC and we’re lonely.

Alert Nerd Invades NYCC, Murders Trees With Daily Paper Broadsheet On Site

Alert Nerd Invades NYCC, Murders Trees With Daily Paper Broadsheet On Site

Feb 04

Alert Nerd will be covering the New York Comic-Con using the power of the original Tweet: GODDAMNED PAPER.

We’ll be issuing an Alert Nerdian broadsheet each day of the con full of the previous day’s bits and some choice reprints from our illustrious history of bitching about shit online.

Watch for it at the various freebie tables by noon o’clock on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, or subscribe to the Alert Nerd twitter feed for a PDF link beamed directly to your mobile device of choice. And of course, we’ll be posting it here on the site so if we already live snug and comfy in your RSS reader, you’re all set.

We can also roll the paper up and shove it in your ear if it will help.

(PROTIP: It won’t help.)

Also follow our keen bloggers on site via Twitter, Sarah and Jeff for smartassery as it happens.

Tell your friends! Share our news! Read our broadsheet this weekend! Stay in school! Don’t do drugs! Do drugs!

Chicago Gets Its Con

Chicago Gets Its Con

Feb 02

I must say, as a former Chicagoan who was proud to call the Chicagoland area his home for most of his life, I’m tickled pink by news of the Chicago Comic & Entertainment Expo, or “C2E2,” which is a slightly wanky abbreviation, but you can’t have everything.

I cut my nerd teeth on Chicago conventions, whether it be the waning days of the classic Chicago Comicon which Wizard then bought out and ran into the ground, or the one-off Trek conventions at locations throughout the region, where we’d gather in a sweaty hotel ballroom to hear Patrick Stewart crack wise.

Chicago deserves a world-class comic book and pop culture expo, on the level of San Diego or the NYCC, and Wizard has never been it. Frankly, neither was the Chicago Comicon, but that was a different era, and it served that era well.

Notice I said “Chicago deserves,” not “the Chicagoland area, as represented by Rosemont, which is conveniently located near O’Hare International Airport and not much else outside of shitty hotel lobby restaurants and second-rate pizza joints.” As a local, it never bothered me much that the Comicon and Wizard shows set up camp in Rosemont, but I can imagine that anyone traveling into the city for the show would find themselves pretty pissed off and bored by the location.

McCormick Place is the IDEAL location for a Chicago show; April could very well be a beautiful month in the city, and at McCormick Place, you’re a short cab or train ride from the heart of downtown or the most vibrant neighborhoods the city has to offer. I can only imagine the fantastic parties that Chicago Comics and Quimby’s will be sponsoring in ’10; I bet they weren’t quite as fun when you had to haul some disgruntled creator back and forth to Rosemont down the Kennedy expressway.

Anyway, this is great news. I doubt I’ll make it out for year one, as we’re planning a big boffo Chicago trip to potentially take place this spring, but I look forward to attending as soon as possible. Go Bears.

Watchmerch: The Comedian's Funny Halloween

Watchmerch: The Comedian's Funny Halloween

Jan 26

What kind of asshole–what KIND of ASSHOLE–will be dressing up as the Comedian next Halloween???

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Can you just imagine that douchebag staggering up to you at a bar on October 31, 2009, breath reeking of the stale booze he’s been chugging since noon, slurring out that speech about killing the pregnant lady in Vietnam and how “the real joke is getting in your pants, baby”?

Jesus.