{"id":997,"date":"2008-06-23T12:58:04","date_gmt":"2008-06-23T19:58:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=997"},"modified":"2008-06-23T12:58:04","modified_gmt":"2008-06-23T19:58:04","slug":"update-our-utter-wrongness-didio-stays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=997","title":{"rendered":"UPDATE: Our Utter Wrongness (DiDio Stays)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I guess in the heady morningtime of last Friday, when e-mails about earth-shattering news flew across yon interwebs like bluejays across a field of Kentucky bluegrass, it sure seemed possible that beleaguered DC executive editor Dan DiDio would be packing his office and sharing his personal e-mail with all his former work buddies.<\/p>\n<p>This did not happen. In fact, the opposite <a href=\"http:\/\/pwbeat.publishersweekly.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/23\/dc-update-didio-not-going-anywhere\/\" target=\"_blank\">has already happened.<\/a> Dapper Dan will be with us a while.<\/p>\n<p>First off, yeah&#8211;sorry for the rumor-mongering! Or speculation, rather. That&#8217;s what it was. I&#8217;m not a journalist blogger; I&#8217;m a pontificating hack who likes to shoot his mouth off. God bless America.<\/p>\n<p>However, the story doesn&#8217;t end there&#8211;like the adventures of the very heroes they shepherd to the stands each week, the tale of DC Comics never ends. It can&#8217;t end. There&#8217;s always another book to put out, always another crossover to plan, always another list of characters due for dismemberment.<\/p>\n<p>What next? I&#8217;m not an editor in chief, or a publisher, but if I did happen to be DC Publisher and Boy Wonder Paul Levitz, I&#8217;d sit DiDio down this afternoon for a Come to Krona meeting, and here&#8217;s what I&#8217;d say.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n1) Make good with the fanboys. DiDio&#8217;s always had a fair amount of candor in interviews; he&#8217;s admitted mistakes often, even when his admissions haven&#8217;t been blood-letting mea culpas. At least it&#8217;s something. He needs a good solid &#8220;state of the DCU&#8221; interview right about now with a relatively friendly face, someone like Matt Brady or Vaneta Rogers.<\/p>\n<p>2) Be honest, and admit to being wrong. He&#8217;s already sorta done this here and there in interviews; now he needs to just lay it out naked for the fanbase&#8211;Countdown didn&#8217;t work out, we probably should have honored Grant Morrison&#8217;s requests more faithfully to set up his story, and we&#8217;re all MOVING ON.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s clear to me at least that whatever errors continue to nip at the heels of DC, and whatever sales turbulence they&#8217;re undergoing at the moment, they have put some thought and care into the Final Crisis machine&#8211;these are high-profile titles with top-flight creative talent, with (so far) nary a half-assed crossover clunker one-shot in sight. Don&#8217;t flinch about the recent past, but also don&#8217;t apologize for the future. There&#8217;s good stuff coming; Morrison&#8217;s a brilliant guy who is a fan favorite, and Johns has some awesome things cooking, especially in the Superman books, and remember that Robinson guy who wrote that amazing Starman title that just came out in a really nice hardcover? Well, he&#8217;s back.<\/p>\n<p>3) Figure out this continuity shit. I mean, really&#8211;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.conditionalaxe.com\" target=\"_blank\">Jeff<\/a> and I were Twittering about this the other day&#8211;isn&#8217;t this Ian Sattler guy supposed to be a DCU &#8220;continuity cop&#8221;? Isn&#8217;t he a &#8220;senior story editor&#8221;? Is there not one relatively well-liked, relatively organized dude or dudette in the DC offices who could keep an Excel spreadsheet or something? Someone needs to mind this store. I know, I know&#8211;nerds complain about this shit too much, we all need to get over it and get girlfriends, etc etc etc&#8211;that all may be true.<\/p>\n<p>4) Steal someone from Marvel. Now. Before San Diego. I don&#8217;t know who&#8217;s even available, and I sure don&#8217;t know what it would take to get them, but a high-profile talent defection to the Distinguished Competition would steal a good deal of thunder from Marvel&#8217;s summer of gloating over Secret Invasion&#8217;s sales numbers. It might also help stir up the creative pot a little bit coming out of Final Crisis and into the future of the DC line.<\/p>\n<p>6) Cancel some books. DC&#8217;s midlist and bottom-list is kinda crowded and directionless. Compare this to Marvel, who have some kind of direction and focus and purpose to even their lower-selling books, something that goes beyond &#8220;Well, there was this crossover, so we launched this title, because there was this crossover.&#8221; Just viciously kill a bunch of these, especially those with no strong buzz going. I&#8217;ll make this easy; here&#8217;s a handy &#8220;kill list&#8221; you can clip out and stick in your wallet.<\/p>\n<p>Supergirl<br \/>\nBatman Confidential<br \/>\nSimon Dark<br \/>\nTitans<br \/>\nGreen Arrow\/Black Canary<br \/>\nManhunter<br \/>\nBooster Gold<br \/>\nBatman and the Outsiders<br \/>\nBirds of Prey<br \/>\nBrave and the Bold (relaunch with a #1 with JMS)<br \/>\nThe Flash<br \/>\nCheckmate<br \/>\nTeen Titans<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, a few of these are mild fan favorites, but the only low-selling book right now that seems to deserve a shot is Blue Beetle. The rest of this shit? KILL IT.<\/p>\n<p>5) Stabilize creative teams. So you&#8217;ve got a shorter list of books on your docket; that&#8217;s good. Still, all these mid-list DC titles have been plagued by strange and unexpected rotating creator doors; a team will settle into a book, only to be upended after their first arc. Or random fill-in issues will appear after solicitations with nary a warning to the fans. There&#8217;s just no clear reason for any of this&#8211;if Kelley Puckett is writing a good Supergirl, keep him on Supergirl. If Sean McKeever is a good fit for Birds of Prey, and he&#8217;s not in a groove yet, LET THE MAN GET INTO A GROOVE. Just&#8230;let things fucking SETTLE for a change. There&#8217;s nothing more disheartening than getting into a team&#8217;s run only to find out that&#8211;surprise!&#8211;they&#8217;re gone.<\/p>\n<p>So take these exclusive talents floating around after you&#8217;ve canceled all their books and make sure they&#8217;re entrenched in at least one monthly title. That&#8217;s something Marvel does very well; there aren&#8217;t many hired guns working on Marvel&#8217;s top books, and yet it sure seems like some of DC&#8217;s big titles are just being written and drawn by very talented dudes off the street, instead of the exclusive folks they have to pay anyway.<\/p>\n<p>This would be a good way to tighten up the Bat-books a bit; it would help if you decide to expand the Superman line after Johns &#038; Robinson get done making it cool again; when you selectively relaunch some of the above dead properties at careful moments coming in the future, you&#8217;ll have creative teams warmed up and ready to go.<\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t have enough monthly books to use all your exclusive creators, carefully plan and launch some miniseries involving a few of the aforementioned dead and\/or dying properties above. Nothing huge, nothing too high-profile. Focus on easy, fun, and handily collected into a trade or a digest-size volume that will maybe sell one or two copies at Borders.<\/p>\n<p>6) Quit. If all else fails, there&#8217;s always the door.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I guess in the heady morningtime of last Friday, when e-mails about earth-shattering news flew across yon interwebs like bluejays across a field of Kentucky bluegrass, it sure seemed possible that beleaguered DC executive editor Dan DiDio would be packing his office and sharing his personal e-mail with all his former work buddies. 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