{"id":871,"date":"2008-03-26T07:09:50","date_gmt":"2008-03-26T14:09:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/?p=871"},"modified":"2008-03-26T07:09:50","modified_gmt":"2008-03-26T14:09:50","slug":"someone-kill-my-eyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=871","title":{"rendered":"SOMEONE KILL MY EYES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you would like a window into my nightmares, here you go.<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/goofy_jar_jar.jpg' alt='goofy_jar_jar.jpg' \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.endorexpress.net\/index.php?option=com_content&#038;task=view&#038;id=296&#038;Itemid=82\" target=\"_blank\">Via EndorExpress.net<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you would like a window into my nightmares, here you go. Via EndorExpress.net<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59,27,127],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bitching","category-movies","category-toys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}