{"id":781,"date":"2008-01-10T18:31:40","date_gmt":"2008-01-11T01:31:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/?p=781"},"modified":"2008-01-10T18:31:40","modified_gmt":"2008-01-11T01:31:40","slug":"james-marsters-or-frog-faced-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=781","title":{"rendered":"James Marsters or Frog-Faced Guy?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A (paraphrased) conversation between me (Sarah) and my friend (Other Sarah).<\/p>\n<p>Other Sarah: Sarah, will you please look at <a href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_yo6GiYG58o8\/R4KHI-ljARI\/AAAAAAAABHk\/M0IkM_k91Fc\/s1600-h\/\">this photo<\/a>? Someone is trying to tell me that it&#8217;s John Barrowman kissing James Marsters, but I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s James Marsters!<\/p>\n<p>Sarah: I don&#8217;t know, that looks like Marsters to me! Very&#8230;Marsters-y.<\/p>\n<p>Other Sarah: Really? Because I think it&#8217;s the other guy on <em>Torchwood<\/em>, the Frog-Faced Guy. Do you know who I mean?<\/p>\n<p>Sarah: Yes, yes&#8230;actually, I can also see how it would be the Frog-Faced Guy. But the nose&#8230;the nose is saying Marsters!<\/p>\n<p>Other Sarah: See, actually, I thought the nose was what made it <em>not<\/em> Marsters.<\/p>\n<p>Sarah: But the nose is all squished up against John Barrowman. (gestures) See?<\/p>\n<p>Other Sarah: I can see that, but I still think it looks more like John Barrowman kissing the Frog-Faced Guy, not John Barrowman kissing James Marsters. I asked the person who sent it to me if they were sure it was James Marsters, and they were like (snotty geek voice), &#8220;Yes. It <em>is<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sarah: Well, then it <em>must<\/em> be. (pause) Either way, it&#8217;s very sexy, no?<\/p>\n<p>Other Sarah: Oh, yes.<\/p>\n<p>Random Co-worker: These are the conversations I have to listen to.<\/p>\n<p>(p.s. &#8212; I still think it is, in fact, Marsters. Any other opinions?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A (paraphrased) conversation between me (Sarah) and my friend (Other Sarah). Other Sarah: Sarah, will you please look at this photo? Someone is trying to tell me that it&#8217;s John Barrowman kissing James Marsters, but I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s James Marsters! Sarah: I don&#8217;t know, that looks like Marsters to me! Very&#8230;Marsters-y. Other Sarah: Really? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69,197,3,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-781","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fandom","category-links","category-misc","category-teh-intarweb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/781","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=781"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/781\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}