{"id":742,"date":"2007-12-10T02:36:06","date_gmt":"2007-12-10T09:36:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/?p=742"},"modified":"2007-12-10T02:36:06","modified_gmt":"2007-12-10T09:36:06","slug":"resident-evil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=742","title":{"rendered":"Resident E*V*I*L"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been sick over the weekend &#8211; a long ignored cold went nuclear in my skull and took a stab at the lungs as well. I&#8217;m fine now thank you. I mention it only to set the stage for my weekend, which involved a lot of sitting in front of the television, letting the magic Xbox entertain me.<\/p>\n<p>At one point I was idly watching old episodes of M*A*S*H, when something caught my eye. Not an anachronism (the show has few.) Not a stray nurse nipple (the show is infested.) I am, after all, a nerd.<\/p>\n<p>I saw the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Umbrella_Corporation\">Umbrella Corporation<\/a> logo.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t believe me?<br \/>\n<img src='http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/pdvd_003.jpg' alt='mash + evil' \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like the wet dream of a fan fiction writer, and then they wake up to find they&#8217;re currently having sex.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been sick over the weekend &#8211; a long ignored cold went nuclear in my skull and took a stab at the lungs as well. I&#8217;m fine now thank you. I mention it only to set the stage for my weekend, which involved a lot of sitting in front of the television, letting the magic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[197],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/742","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=742"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/742\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}