{"id":68,"date":"2006-04-20T20:38:49","date_gmt":"2006-04-21T03:38:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/20\/snap-judgment-smallville\/"},"modified":"2006-04-20T20:38:49","modified_gmt":"2006-04-21T03:38:49","slug":"snap-judgment-smallville","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=68","title":{"rendered":"Snap Judgment: Smallville"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why is Lionel Luthor trapped in <i>Saw III<\/i>? Only with Doctor Doom? This show has always had a slight element of dorkiness and generally, that dorkiness is endearing. Now I feel it has gone in the direction of FULL-ON DORKINESS. Honestly. Are we really to believe that sexy Lex is in lurve with a glassy-eyed, hushy-tone talking blank slate like Lana? And that awesomely devious Lionel is being forced to play with plastic letters by some jerkwad with a voice modulator?<\/p>\n<p>I guess they had to go in this direction at some point, but I miss the simpler times, with all the extreme gayness between Lex and Clark. Where have all those smoldering, longing looks gone? Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>\nOh, wait&#8230;longing looks are HAPPENING. &#8220;It&#8217;s a shame isn&#8217;t it&#8230;it takes a crisis like this to get us in the same room together.&#8221; Uh huh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why is Lionel Luthor trapped in Saw III? Only with Doctor Doom? This show has always had a slight element of dorkiness and generally, that dorkiness is endearing. Now I feel it has gone in the direction of FULL-ON DORKINESS. Honestly. Are we really to believe that sexy Lex is in lurve with a glassy-eyed, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[197],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}