{"id":639,"date":"2007-08-29T15:37:15","date_gmt":"2007-08-29T22:37:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/?p=639"},"modified":"2007-08-29T15:37:15","modified_gmt":"2007-08-29T22:37:15","slug":"well-have-foam-foam-foam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=639","title":{"rendered":"We&#039;ll have foam foam foam&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;&#8217;til Daddy takes the T-bird away.<\/p>\n<p>Take one ocean, fill it with all sorts of organic matter and soluble minerals, add one giant storm, equals a beach covered in foam. Not a little, a lot &#8211; a wall of it, several feet high and washed up the beach to nearby buildings, just outside of Sydny, Australia.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/pages\/live\/articles\/news\/worldnews.html?in_article_id=478041&#038;in_page_id=1811\">it looks like fun<\/a>, but probably smells like ass. Salty ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;&#8217;til Daddy takes the T-bird away. Take one ocean, fill it with all sorts of organic matter and soluble minerals, add one giant storm, equals a beach covered in foam. Not a little, a lot &#8211; a wall of it, several feet high and washed up the beach to nearby buildings, just outside of Sydny, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[204],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-science"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=639"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}