{"id":54,"date":"2006-04-15T12:24:56","date_gmt":"2006-04-15T19:24:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/15\/do-not-ingest-stylus\/"},"modified":"2010-09-07T19:01:06","modified_gmt":"2010-09-07T19:01:06","slug":"do-not-ingest-stylus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=54","title":{"rendered":"Do Not Ingest Stylus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love <a href=\"http:\/\/www.capnwacky.com\/warning\/\">cautionary stick figure signs<\/a> and decoding what they&#8217;re <i>really<\/i> trying to say (don&#8217;t Jazzercise on the subway! Watch out for stars coming out of your head when the vending machine falls on you!).<\/p>\n<p>\nSo naturally, I just spent a good 20 minutes howling over <a href=\"http:\/\/episteme.arstechnica.com\/groupee\/forums\/a\/tpc\/f\/34709834\/m\/178007148731\/r\/422006448731\">this Nintendo DS Lite and Japanese Manual Mini Review<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>\nLook at the GIANT DS falling on the baby! The octopus! The pissed-off snowman!<\/p>\n<p>\n<strong>WikiWikiWhack:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Nintendo_ds_lite\" target=\"_blank\">Nintendo DS Lite<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love cautionary stick figure signs and decoding what they&#8217;re really trying to say (don&#8217;t Jazzercise on the subway! Watch out for stars coming out of your head when the vending machine falls on you!). So naturally, I just spent a good 20 minutes howling over this Nintendo DS Lite and Japanese Manual Mini Review. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[90,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-games","category-teh-intarweb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}