{"id":535,"date":"2007-06-10T06:22:54","date_gmt":"2007-06-10T13:22:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/archives\/535"},"modified":"2007-06-10T06:22:54","modified_gmt":"2007-06-10T13:22:54","slug":"a-tale-of-two-reviews","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=535","title":{"rendered":"A Tale of Two Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My full and unhinged enjoyment of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer hinges on one totally unreasonable question: Will they give us Kirby Galactus, or something exponentially less cool?<\/p>\n<p>Jack Kirby&#8217;s design of Galactus embodies everything that is great and fun and strange about the Marvel Comics of the 1960&#8217;s: He&#8217;s a gigantic dude in a purple outfit with horns on his helmet who devours planets, but feels kinda bad about it.<\/p>\n<p>The idea that we would see even a quarter-assed version of this character on the big screen sends me into fits of geekish delirium.<\/p>\n<p>However, in a slightly odd twist of events, even the fanboys\/plants over at Ain&#8217;t It Cool can&#8217;t seem to agree, serving up two very different reviews of the film. And they&#8217;re not just different in the &#8220;cool as balls&#8221; versus &#8220;suxorz&#8221; sense; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aintitcool.com\/node\/32943\" target=\"_blank\">one claims<\/a> we see a full-frontal Galactus several times in a Kirby design; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aintitcool.com\/node\/32936\" target=\"_blank\">the other<\/a> claims Galactus is some kind of boring, formless tornado thing.<\/p>\n<p>As cool as the trailers have been, I find it almost impossible to give Fox and director Tim Story enough credit to actually bring Kirby&#8217;s Galactus to the screen. Still, a guy can dream, can&#8217;t he?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My full and unhinged enjoyment of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer hinges on one totally unreasonable question: Will they give us Kirby Galactus, or something exponentially less cool? Jack Kirby&#8217;s design of Galactus embodies everything that is great and fun and strange about the Marvel Comics of the 1960&#8217;s: He&#8217;s a gigantic dude [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,69,27,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","category-fandom","category-movies","category-teh-intarweb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}