{"id":52,"date":"2006-04-14T17:19:11","date_gmt":"2006-04-15T00:19:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/14\/shit-i-dont-get\/"},"modified":"2010-09-07T19:00:54","modified_gmt":"2010-09-07T19:00:54","slug":"shit-i-dont-get","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=52","title":{"rendered":"Shit I Don&#8217;t Get&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;about Infinite Crisis.<\/p>\n<p>1) This is basically a blowjob to the original Crisis, right? And to all the fanboys who love their multiverse and the Silver Age? Written and orchestrated by a cabal of slavish devotees to the Silver Age?<\/p>\n<p>Then why is every character from the pre-Crisis and Crisis era such an asshole? Alex Luthor, Superboy Prime, Superman of Earth-2&#8211;they&#8217;re pricks, to a man.<\/p>\n<p>2) What the hell do these people have against the Giffen\/DeMatteis era Justice League? Blue Beetle gets his brains shot out, Maxwell Lord becomes a malevolent bastard, Fire gets bitchy (and soon will become a throat-slitting secret agent, in Greg Rucka&#8217;s Checkmate series), Booster Gold&#8217;s written as a moron. I half expect G&#8217;nort to be the manipulating force pulling Alex Luthor&#8217;s strings, and that he&#8217;ll reveal himself by taking a steamy dump on Oberon&#8217;s forehead.<\/p>\n<p>3) A one-shot? Four lead-up miniseries? A seven-issue main series, an assload of crossovers, and four one-shot specials to follow up on the lead-up miniseries? Necessary? Really?<\/p>\n<p><strong>WikiWikiWhack:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Infinite_Crisis\" target=\"_blank\">Infinite Crisis<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Multiverse_%28DC_Comics%29\" target=\"_blank\">Multiverse (DC Comics)<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/List_of_Green_Lanterns#G.27nort\" target=\"_new\">G&#8217;nort<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;about Infinite Crisis. 1) This is basically a blowjob to the original Crisis, right? And to all the fanboys who love their multiverse and the Silver Age? Written and orchestrated by a cabal of slavish devotees to the Silver Age? Then why is every character from the pre-Crisis and Crisis era such an asshole? Alex [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}