{"id":515,"date":"2007-05-15T16:56:44","date_gmt":"2007-05-15T23:56:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/archives\/515"},"modified":"2007-05-15T16:56:44","modified_gmt":"2007-05-15T23:56:44","slug":"not-so-mighty-marvel-mites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=515","title":{"rendered":"Not So Mighty Marvel Mites"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Found this through the always-awesome <a href=\"http:\/\/pcjm.blogspot.com\/\">Pop Culture Junk Mail<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/secretfunspot.blogspot.com\/2007\/05\/marvel-mites.html\">The Marvel Mites!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;These tiny tots are completely useless in the ongoing struggle against evil. Not only are Spiderman and Captain America helpless babies, they&#8217;re revealing their secret baby identities.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Found this through the always-awesome Pop Culture Junk Mail: The Marvel Mites! &#8220;These tiny tots are completely useless in the ongoing struggle against evil. Not only are Spiderman and Captain America helpless babies, they&#8217;re revealing their secret baby identities.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,3,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","category-misc","category-teh-intarweb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=515"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}