{"id":508,"date":"2007-05-03T10:15:05","date_gmt":"2007-05-03T17:15:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/archives\/508"},"modified":"2007-05-03T10:15:05","modified_gmt":"2007-05-03T17:15:05","slug":"hot-cops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=508","title":{"rendered":"Hot Cops!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.backstage.com\/bso\/news_reviews\/features\/feature_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003578320\">Back Stage interview<\/a> with the <em>Hot Fuzz<\/em> gang &#8212; Wright, Pegg and Frost. I don&#8217;t know why they cropped the online photo so it&#8217;s just Edgar&#8217;s cute mug, but rest assured that a pic of all three of them appeared in print and it was completely adorable.<\/p>\n<p>Also, because I love you, here&#8217;s a racy little outtake.<\/p>\n<p>First, whilst reading the article, make special note of the part where they talk about their imaginary coat of arms. Then read this, which came a bit later:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Edgar: I may draw the coat of arms later today, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve got it now.<\/p>\n<p>Simon: It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s got to have a couple of nobs in it, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s for sure.<\/p>\n<p>Edgar: There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s that, but also the very childish thing of having the three bits of<br \/>\nejaculate coming out, which is the standard for any of picture of&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Simon (to interviewer): See what I mean? 33 years old.<\/p>\n<p>Edgar: 32, give me that!<\/p>\n<p>Simon: Our combined age is just under 100.<\/p>\n<p>Edgar: Listen, when I turn 33, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll stop drawing penises.<\/p>\n<p>Simon: I do not believe you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my Back Stage interview with the Hot Fuzz gang &#8212; Wright, Pegg and Frost. I don&#8217;t know why they cropped the online photo so it&#8217;s just Edgar&#8217;s cute mug, but rest assured that a pic of all three of them appeared in print and it was completely adorable. Also, because I love you, here&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=508"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}