{"id":503,"date":"2007-04-30T07:51:08","date_gmt":"2007-04-30T14:51:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/archives\/503"},"modified":"2007-04-30T07:51:08","modified_gmt":"2007-04-30T14:51:08","slug":"shit-i-read-may-4-2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=503","title":{"rendered":"Shit I Read (April 30, 2007)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Action Comics, Amazons Attack, Helmet of Fate: Zauriel, Wolverine, and a crusty old issue of The Joker.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>Action Comics #848<\/strong><br \/>\nThere&#8217;s an interesting nugget in here, and I&#8217;m not sure if it&#8217;s already been gobbled by another story at some point, but it was new to me: The concept of a religious-based, faith-powered superhero. Given our current political climate, the allegories and implications abound, abound, and continue abounding. Abounds are abounding from their fellow abounds, there&#8217;s so much aboundment and aboundage happening.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure if a two-issue Action Comics fill-in story is the right place to get into it, but it&#8217;s as good a place as any, I suppose. Proving once again that there is not a more capable and excellent workhorse comics writer on the planet than Fabian Nicieza. He can truly do just about ANYTHING.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Amazons Attack! #1<\/strong><br \/>\nWhy the hate, internet? WHY THE HATE?!?!?!<\/p>\n<p>Is this any way to greet the FIRST MAJOR COMICS EVENT OF 2007???? Do you not nurture fond fanboy memories of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/mbrown123\/xover\/dc_warofthegods.html\" target=\"_blank\">War of the Gods<\/a>, as I do? Is it not approaching summer, and thus time for even more big, stupid comic books than we get the rest of the year?<\/p>\n<p>I will call shenanigans along with my fellow online cranks re: the sneaky strategy of &#8220;If you want the WHOLE story, buy Wonder Woman #8, which is a cheap and shameless way to get DC completists to keep buying a title that&#8217;s been unabashed crap for months&#8211;that is, when it&#8217;s even come out AT ALL!&#8221; And I found the motivation for this whole shebang to be pretty flimsy&#8211;the newly-resurrected Hippolyta suddenly gets all pissy about the manfolk taking her daughter captive, revving up from &#8220;Hey, I&#8217;m alive again&#8221; to &#8220;Hey, let&#8217;s go chop off Abe Lincoln&#8217;s head&#8221; in about ten minutes.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s not like they&#8217;re not a WARRIOR RACE, people. Most DCU appearances to the contrary, they FIGHT IN WARS. That&#8217;s WHAT THEY LIKE TO DO.<\/p>\n<p>So if this becomes what it seems to be evolving into&#8211;a big-ass war on American soil between our boys and the Amazons, with Batman acting as some kind of whacked-out Patton-esque field commander&#8211;then COUNT ME SO VERY IN.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Helmet of Fate: Zauriel<\/strong><br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t quite get this. It sorta&#8230;dissolved as the pages went on. A shame, because I quite liked the other Helmet of Fate one-shots, and I will still check out Gerber&#8217;s new Dr. Fate series when it launches.<\/p>\n<p>But really. The aliens, the spores, etc. went way over my head.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Joker #6<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image504\" src=\"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/04\/2219_2_6.jpg\" alt=\"2219_2_6.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I attended a very crappy &#8220;toy and collectibles&#8221; show at the Central Florida Fairgrounds on Saturday, for which I braved an onslaught of toothless hillbilly hicks, and found a guy with two longboxes full of not-at-all-bad late seventies and early eighties comics for a buck apiece. Along with several random issues of Batman and Detective Comics, one of the two issues of Kirby&#8217;s OMAC I need to complete the set, and pretty much every Levitz\/Giffen Legion of Super-Heroes issue from their initial classic run (!!!), I bought three issues of this short-lived series focusing on the Harlequin of Hate.<\/p>\n<p>In issue #6, we get Denny O&#8217;Neill probably taking advantage of the &#8220;ghetto&#8221; status of a title that didn&#8217;t have many readers and may have already been canceled to offer his elaborate tribute to Sherlock Holmes, in which the Joker is a poorly-motivated bit player at best. Minus the musty, yellowing charm of its status as a great old comic, it&#8217;d be a pretty lame story, but as a back issue, it&#8217;s pretty damn charming. Note also that the Joker himself answers the letters in his lettercolumn, which must be a first for comics&#8211;an avowed fictional mass-murderer given the chance to correspond with his readership. Well played, DC.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wolverine #53<\/strong><br \/>\nThis run by Jeph Loeb and Simone Bianchi is really GOOD bad comics.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no question that Loeb&#8217;s really reaching here, trying to connect every wolf-like character in the Marvel Universe into some kind of universal brother- and sisterhood of wolf-like peoples&#8211;&#8220;Lupine Superior,&#8221; he calls it. Which is a pretty classic bonehead move, taking interesting and diverse individuals and lumping them together randomly, basically destroying their individuality for the sake of a story. A kinda lousy and flimsy story, at that.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s SO very well drawn, and the dialogue sorta effortlessly vaults over &#8220;reasonable&#8221; and into &#8220;whacked-out silly territory&#8221; (how many times does Wolverine say &#8220;WTF&#8221; anyway? About as many times as I thought it, probably), and I like that they&#8217;ve dragged in Wakanda and the Black Panther and Storm, apropos of nothing, even though they&#8217;ve gotta be getting AWFUL busy, what with supporting their own title and hanging out in space with the freakin&#8217; FANTASTIC FOUR.<\/p>\n<p>Stupid, silly, weak&#8211;but just pretty and loopy enough to be compelling. Bad, but in a good way, like Keanu in Point Blank.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Action Comics, Amazons Attack, Helmet of Fate: Zauriel, Wolverine, and a crusty old issue of The Joker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=503"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}