{"id":473,"date":"2007-04-01T07:56:59","date_gmt":"2007-04-01T14:56:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/archives\/473"},"modified":"2007-04-01T07:56:59","modified_gmt":"2007-04-01T14:56:59","slug":"consider-my-bowels-disrupted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=473","title":{"rendered":"Consider My Bowels Disrupted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m about one-third of the way through reading (and in parts, re-reading) the entirety of Transmetropolitan, Warren Ellis&#8217; and Darick Robertson&#8217;s brilliant, vicious take on a scary American future.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like sudsing up for a long, hot bath in razor blades and cotton candy. And I&#8217;m loving every cutting second.<\/p>\n<p>God bless you, Warren Ellis. Whichever fucked-up god is in charge of overseeing your twisted corner of the universe, may he BLESS YOU.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m about one-third of the way through reading (and in parts, re-reading) the entirety of Transmetropolitan, Warren Ellis&#8217; and Darick Robertson&#8217;s brilliant, vicious take on a scary American future. It&#8217;s like sudsing up for a long, hot bath in razor blades and cotton candy. And I&#8217;m loving every cutting second. God bless you, Warren Ellis. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}