{"id":463,"date":"2007-03-19T14:10:33","date_gmt":"2007-03-19T21:10:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/archives\/463"},"modified":"2007-03-19T14:10:33","modified_gmt":"2007-03-19T21:10:33","slug":"ellis-on-bsg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=463","title":{"rendered":"Ellis on BSG"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This two-sentence review of Battlestar Galactica&#8217;s latest episodes from Warren Ellis must be shared. I doubt I&#8217;ll agree with it, but it&#8217;s too good to pass up.<\/p>\n<p>Warning: Spoilers and graphic bestiality after the jump.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Conceive, if you will, an image of topless Lee Adama fucking<br \/>\na leaping shark with a Cylon cock.  And the Cylon cock has<br \/>\nthe words I AM SAUL TIGH scratched into its side.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Copyright 2007 Warren Ellis. Used without permission, but with the sincere hope that I didn&#8217;t piss him off, because he would cut out my tongue and feed it to his jaundiced leg.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This two-sentence review of Battlestar Galactica&#8217;s latest episodes from Warren Ellis must be shared. I doubt I&#8217;ll agree with it, but it&#8217;s too good to pass up. Warning: Spoilers and graphic bestiality after the jump.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[197],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=463"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}