{"id":443,"date":"2007-02-26T13:55:24","date_gmt":"2007-02-26T20:55:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/archives\/443"},"modified":"2007-02-26T13:55:24","modified_gmt":"2007-02-26T20:55:24","slug":"james-cameron-finds-jesus-no-literally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=443","title":{"rendered":"James Cameron Finds Jesus. No, Literally."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Alert Nerd&#8217;s &#8220;Batshit Crazy, In A Good Way&#8221; Bureau comes word today that James Cameron, director of Terminator 2 and Aliens and Titanic and on the whole more ass-kickingly good movies than groan-worthy awful ones, has found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2007\/TECH\/science\/02\/26\/jesus.sburial.ap\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">the final resting place of Jesus Christ.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>This might just be my favorite news story EVAR, folks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Alert Nerd&#8217;s &#8220;Batshit Crazy, In A Good Way&#8221; Bureau comes word today that James Cameron, director of Terminator 2 and Aliens and Titanic and on the whole more ass-kickingly good movies than groan-worthy awful ones, has found the final resting place of Jesus Christ. This might just be my favorite news story EVAR, folks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,27,204],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc","category-movies","category-science"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}