{"id":436,"date":"2007-02-18T18:27:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-19T01:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/archives\/436"},"modified":"2007-02-18T18:27:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-19T01:27:00","slug":"junior","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=436","title":{"rendered":""Junior!""},"content":{"rendered":"

One of my favorite places for hilarious bile on the internet is Ain’t It Cool News. Their Talkbackers have a consistent, special gift for finding the most cruel and unforgiving ways to rip on whatever the fanboy topic of the day might be.<\/p>\n

A leitmotif, if you will, of the Talkbackers’ hate is mock titles of the fourth Indiana Jones installment. Every story about the flick guarantees tens of these sarcastic jabs.<\/p>\n

So it is with GREAT GLEE that I bring you the latest of these Talkbacks.<\/a> (Scroll down past the story itself, of course–who gives a shit who plays Indy’s son? The film’s gonna blow chunks regardless.)<\/p>\n

“Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Reverse Mortgage,” indeed.<\/p>\n

I read these and wept with laughter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One of my favorite places for hilarious bile on the internet is Ain’t It Cool News. Their Talkbackers have a consistent, special gift for finding the most cruel and unforgiving ways to rip on whatever the fanboy topic of the day might be. A leitmotif, if you will, of the Talkbackers’ hate is mock titles […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69,27,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fandom","category-movies","category-teh-intarweb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=436"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}