{"id":428,"date":"2007-02-14T12:19:12","date_gmt":"2007-02-14T19:19:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/archives\/428"},"modified":"2007-02-14T12:19:12","modified_gmt":"2007-02-14T19:19:12","slug":"bullshit-sir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=428","title":{"rendered":"Bullshit, Sir!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is going to sound incredibly petty, but&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>What the fuck is up with online fandudes calling each other &#8220;sir&#8221; in message board posts?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like some strange, archaic, INCREDIBLY nerdy form of &#8220;respect.&#8221; Like when two geeks are going at it in a thread, and then one points out a fact that the other hadn&#8217;t noticed, so the one with egg on his face says:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You are right. My apologies, sir.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Is it just me, or is that weird as all hell? I can always hear the nasally nerd voice saying &#8220;Sir&#8221; in my head.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s even more annoying when it&#8217;s used to address &#8220;celebrities&#8221; like comic book writers or actors when they post online. &#8220;Terrific issue of Nextwave, Mr. Ellis! My congratulations to you, sir.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>THIS ISN&#8217;T ENGLAND CIRCA 1860. CUT IT OUT WITH THE FAKE &#8220;SIR&#8221; CRAP. IT&#8217;S ASS-KISSY AND LAME.<\/p>\n<p>(I also think it&#8217;s a subtle way in which the male-oriented chauvinism of fandom plays out&#8211;like us &#8220;sirs&#8221; are all talking to each other in some civil way, excluding the females entirely. But that&#8217;s a reach, I know.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is going to sound incredibly petty, but&#8230; What the fuck is up with online fandudes calling each other &#8220;sir&#8221; in message board posts? It&#8217;s like some strange, archaic, INCREDIBLY nerdy form of &#8220;respect.&#8221; Like when two geeks are going at it in a thread, and then one points out a fact that the other [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fandom","category-teh-intarweb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=428"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}