{"id":380,"date":"2006-12-19T06:47:32","date_gmt":"2006-12-19T13:47:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/19\/when-nerds-die\/"},"modified":"2006-12-19T06:47:32","modified_gmt":"2006-12-19T13:47:32","slug":"when-nerds-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=380","title":{"rendered":"When Nerds Die"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am as big a Star Wars nerd as you will ever find.<\/p>\n<p>However, I implore my fellow Alert Nerds: When I pass from this mortal coil, please do NOT post an entry that suggests I am now <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theforce.net\/latestnews\/story\/Diane_Kamahele_One_With_The_Force_102114.asp\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;one with the force.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll just be DEAD, okay?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am as big a Star Wars nerd as you will ever find. However, I implore my fellow Alert Nerds: When I pass from this mortal coil, please do NOT post an entry that suggests I am now &#8220;one with the force.&#8221; I&#8217;ll just be DEAD, okay?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69,27,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fandom","category-movies","category-teh-intarweb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=380"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}