{"id":363,"date":"2006-11-16T15:20:31","date_gmt":"2006-11-16T22:20:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/16\/will-the-real-michael-jackson-career-please-stand-up\/"},"modified":"2006-11-16T15:20:31","modified_gmt":"2006-11-16T22:20:31","slug":"will-the-real-michael-jackson-career-please-stand-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=363","title":{"rendered":"Will the real Michael Jackson career please stand up?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m neither a hater, nor a lover of Michael Jackson. Actually, I regret I said, &#8220;lover of Michael Jackson&#8221;, but it&#8217;s too late to go back. You know what I mean. I mean, I&#8217;ve never slept with Michael Jackson. Or gone all screamy girly over his music.<\/p>\n<p>I will admit, Thriller was my first album purchase. Other albums would follow, mostly Wierd Al or Alan Parsons-based, but I also picked up Off the Wall. Those two were the the funk to my young ears, the proud succesors to everything git-down git-down I&#8217;d listened to on 70s AM radio. Then I bought The Jackson&#8217;s Victory album, and listened the shit out of that one. Then I stopped listening. Things got more pop and less funky from that point on and I wasn&#8217;t interested.<\/p>\n<p>So, it&#8217;s with a certain bewildered sadness that I watch the seeminly insane decline of Michael (that&#8217;s Mr. Jackson, if you&#8217;re nasty.) No doubt about it, dude&#8217;s imploding. Anybody that doesn&#8217;t think fame is cancerous should have a look at this man &#8211; it&#8217;s pretty much eaten him alive, and it&#8217;s going back for a second helping of Latoya.<\/p>\n<p>At the same time, I&#8217;m starting to notice a big hater push in the media &#8211; and it took the internet to help me see it. So, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nme.com\/news\/michael-jackson\/25083\" target=\"_new\">the word at New Music Express<\/a> is that Michael&#8217;s big come-back performance at the World Music Awards (sort of like the World Series of baseball, wherein most of the world doesn&#8217;t actually get to play) was a non-starter, as he performed We Are the World instead of Thriller (a change for the thematic better, one might say, as well as topical), he couldn&#8217;t hit the high notes (this is in fact true) and he was booed off the stage&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;or not. You Tube tells a front row story, <a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=-gOjJPnNPp0\" target=\"_new\">from the fan perspective<\/a>. They&#8217;re screaming for him, &#8220;Michael, you rule!&#8221; is heard at one point, and after he leaves to the sounds of non-stop cheering, someone recites the mantra of &#8220;He&#8217;s coming back. He&#8217;ll come back out again.&#8221; So, the music press thinks he bombed. The masses love him. It sounds like the booing NME heard was coming from the press pit.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t hate a playah! Let the man wither in peace, you bastards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m neither a hater, nor a lover of Michael Jackson. Actually, I regret I said, &#8220;lover of Michael Jackson&#8221;, but it&#8217;s too late to go back. You know what I mean. I mean, I&#8217;ve never slept with Michael Jackson. Or gone all screamy girly over his music. I will admit, Thriller was my first album [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[197,3,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","category-misc","category-teh-intarweb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}