Two interesting bits of movie trailer-related news trickling outward from the supple teat of Hollywood:<\/p>\n
–A longer trailer for The Simpsons movie<\/a> has premiered. I laughed to beat the band. Which surprises me, as I rarely laugh that hard at the actual television show anymore.<\/p>\n –Unless you live under a rock (or if you live WITH The Rock<\/a>, and he’s actually some kind of abusive internet-phobic tyrant, in which case you need to get OUT of that relationship, girlfriend!), you have no doubt seen what the fabulous Heidi Macdonald calls the “secret Venom appearance”<\/a> in that incomplete leaked Spider-Man 3 trailer.<\/p>\n Sony, you are morons for letting this leak, but you are even bigger morons for slapping around cease-and-desist orders on sites that host the video. Unless this is all one big underground viral scam to hypnotize us fanboys, in which case, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. I SERVE YOU AND YOU ALONE O JAPANESE CORPORATE MASTER.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Two interesting bits of movie trailer-related news trickling outward from the supple teat of Hollywood: –A longer trailer for The Simpsons movie has premiered. I laughed to beat the band. Which surprises me, as I rarely laugh that hard at the actual television show anymore. –Unless you live under a rock (or if you live […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-teh-intarweb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}