{"id":35,"date":"2006-04-09T01:24:18","date_gmt":"2006-04-08T08:24:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/09\/jay-is-my-hero\/"},"modified":"2006-04-09T01:24:18","modified_gmt":"2006-04-08T08:24:18","slug":"jay-is-my-hero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=35","title":{"rendered":"Jay is my hero."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I remember watching Kevin Smith&#8217;s DVDs and making a point of watching them a second time with the commentary on, because you could be certain of two things &#8211; One, Kevin&#8217;s commentaries are always equal parts entertaining and informative. Two, you never know what Jason Mewes is going to be like. It was hilarious, sitting there with a group of friends, laughing, because Jason had undeniably fallen asleep mid-movie.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to take it all back now &#8211; not because it wasn&#8217;t funny. There&#8217;s no two ways about it, it was funny. But because I&#8217;d like to make some small gesture that I now know what the full meal deal was and since I can&#8217;t stand up and clap, I&#8217;ve got to do something. So, I&#8217;m taking it back.<\/p>\n<p>Y&#8217;see, Jason Mewes is a full blown drug addict. Not a little, not a cute stoner &#8211; he is an addict. Failed rehabs, teeth lost to heroin, chemical tolerance levels that freak the shit out of anybody with even a little medical horse sense.<\/p>\n<p>And, he&#8217;s been sober for three whole years now. Which is to say that if you saw <em>Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back<\/em>, he was in serious trouble and if you saw <em>Jay and Silent Bob Do Degrassi<\/em>, he was doing AOK.<\/p>\n<p>I know all this, because <a href=\"http:\/\/silentbobspeaks.com\/?p=235\" target=\"_new\">Kevin has been writing it all down and laying it all out, over the last two weeks<\/a> &#8211; his intent was to wrap it up on Thursday, Jay&#8217;s anniversary, but it&#8217;s a big story and it&#8217;s gone a bit long.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re familiar with Smith&#8217;s works, it&#8217;s a good read &#8211; if you&#8217;re a fan, then it will leave a lump in your throat. Some of the professional high points for Smith and Mewes were happening concurrent with some crazy personal lows.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Anniversary, Jay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I remember watching Kevin Smith&#8217;s DVDs and making a point of watching them a second time with the commentary on, because you could be certain of two things &#8211; One, Kevin&#8217;s commentaries are always equal parts entertaining and informative. Two, you never know what Jason Mewes is going to be like. It was hilarious, sitting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}