{"id":2948,"date":"2010-01-28T09:31:13","date_gmt":"2010-01-28T16:31:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=2948"},"modified":"2010-01-28T09:31:13","modified_gmt":"2010-01-28T16:31:13","slug":"jeff-pitches-ten-horrible-marvel-comics-ideas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=2948","title":{"rendered":"Jeff Pitches Ten Horrible Marvel Comics Ideas"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. A Ronin<\/em> ongoing series. Will it star Maya Lopez? Will it star Clint Barton? Will it star a new Ronin, possibly Kate Bishop?<\/p>\n

Yes.<\/p>\n

Like the Uni-Power or the 100 Bullets<\/em> briefcase, a different superhero ends up with the Ronin costume in each issue or arc. El Aguila. Killraven. Red Hulk. Deadpool. All of them could be Ronin. And then they ninja fight for 20 pages. And of course, no matter the gender or dimensions of the person in the suit, they always look like a really buff guy.<\/p>\n

Why? Is it because the Ronin costume is…magic?<\/p>\n

2. Beast and Thing move into an apartment together. I don’t think I need to elaborate on this beyond playing the “Odd Couple” theme and smiling maniacally.<\/p>\n

3. Really, aren’t all those Spider-Man villains just furries when you get right down to it? And also Frog-Man. This would, of course, be a MAX series.<\/p>\n

4. What if Weapon X made a clone using DNA from Wolverine and Deadpool?<\/p>\n

5. Did you know that Jean Grey has been alive this whole time? She’s just been chilling in Rhode Island, running her own indie bookstore and having a flirty, will-they-or-won’t-they thing with the rugged-yet-vulnerable guy who owns the hardware store next door.<\/p>\n

6. When he deigns to notice that his accursed foes The Avengers have a team of Young Avengers, Doom creates DOOM YOUTH in Latveria. But what does this have to do with the return of…KRISTOFF?!<\/p>\n

7. Ken Hale, High School Math Teacher.<\/p>\n

8. Marvel Bromance – Steve Rogers and Tony Stark take a cross country road trip in Captain America’s old van. Back-up feature – Spider-Man and Wolverine try to pick up girls and fail miserably.<\/p>\n

9. Planet Red Hulk. World War Red Hulk. Red Skaar, Son of Red Hulk. See also: Blue Hulk, Yellow Hulk, Orange Hulk, Indigo Hulk, Violet Hulk, Hulk Corps, Hulkest Night.<\/p>\n

10. Secret Wars III – Someone Exposes The Beyonder To Internet Culture. “Spider-Man, I must have Taco Tuesday – TODAY! For I AM FROM BEYOND!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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