{"id":290,"date":"2006-09-13T15:26:33","date_gmt":"2006-09-13T22:26:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/13\/bsg-compacted\/"},"modified":"2006-09-13T15:26:33","modified_gmt":"2006-09-13T22:26:33","slug":"bsg-compacted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=290","title":{"rendered":"BSG Compacted!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s the latest <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scifi.com\/battlestar\/\">BSG webisode<\/a> in two seconds, for you poor souls who can&#8217;t watch it at work:<\/p>\n<p>Duck and Wife of Duck: Awww, yeah, let&#8217;s make a BABY.<\/p>\n<p>Chief and Tigh: We&#8217;re hiding weapons and shit!<\/p>\n<p>Wife of Duck: Come to church with me!<\/p>\n<p>Duck: No thanks, I like sleep!<\/p>\n<p>And&#8230;SCENE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s the latest BSG webisode in two seconds, for you poor souls who can&#8217;t watch it at work: Duck and Wife of Duck: Awww, yeah, let&#8217;s make a BABY. Chief and Tigh: We&#8217;re hiding weapons and shit! Wife of Duck: Come to church with me! Duck: No thanks, I like sleep! And&#8230;SCENE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[197,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","category-teh-intarweb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}