{"id":278,"date":"2006-09-05T11:50:47","date_gmt":"2006-09-05T18:50:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/05\/lo-there-shall-come-a-purchasing-9706\/"},"modified":"2006-09-05T11:50:47","modified_gmt":"2006-09-05T18:50:47","slug":"lo-there-shall-come-a-purchasing-9706","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=278","title":{"rendered":"Lo, There Shall Come a Purchasing&#8230;! (9\/7\/06)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wherein I reveal the comic book periodicals I will purchase, either this week or when next I arrive at my olde comic book shoppe, and RIFF on them. I will riff my fucking ASS off. This will make me seem both snarky and derivative.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll do this weekly, or sometimes, or whenever I feel like it, and exactly no one will care.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>52 WEEK #18<br \/>\nThe last three or four issues have me intrigued again, and I hope they can keep this up; the concept of a 52-part weekly story is so sprawling to me that it&#8217;s impossible to get my head around it, in terms of pacing and interest. Right now, they have me. (And yes, 52 or Shatner will be back soon. Stop e-mailing me about it, Mr. President!)<\/p>\n<p>AGENTS OF ATLAS #2 (OF 6)<br \/>\nIssue 1 was a bit of a tease, for sure, but a tease with momentum. And a talking ape. So, good shit.<\/p>\n<p>ALL NEW ATOM #3<br \/>\nI think I&#8217;m in the camp that is finding it harder to instantly love this title than it was for me to instantly love any other Gail Simone book. I don&#8217;t exactly know why&#8211;all I can suggest is that it feels, just to ME, like Simone is trying a bit too hard. The jokes are a bit too on-the-nose, if that makes any sense. Also it just smacks a bit too much at this stage of something from Grant Morrison&#8217;s brain, which at least parts of it are, since he developed the concept or some such, and it seems a bit disjointed for one writer with a very distinct voice to be writing the concepts of another writer with a very distinct voice. The supporting cast, however, is golden. I think this book will soar after the first arc is complete, and the ephemera that is either Morrison or faux-Morrison is cleared out of the story.<\/p>\n<p>BEYOND #3 (OF 6)<br \/>\nThis miniseries is perplexing, in a really fun way&#8211;out of nowhere, the Beyonder is back, and Spider-Man is dead, and Deathlok returns. In the span of two issues. A light touch with the dialogue keeps the action percolating along, and I&#8217;m quite fascinated to see where this ends up, not from a freakish continuity standpoint, but more from a &#8220;man, this should be GOOD&#8221; standpoint.<\/p>\n<p>DETECTIVE COMICS #823<br \/>\nDini Detective. Near-classic so far.<\/p>\n<p>FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN #12<br \/>\nIn my brief period &#8220;away from comics,&#8221; I had forgotten how much I used to love Peter David. His Star Trek: The Next Generation novels were big favorites of mine from the South Holland Public Library, especially one that I think involved Troi&#8217;s mom marrying Q.<\/p>\n<p>Why no, I didn&#8217;t have sex till I was 23 years old! Whyever do you ask?!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, Peter David is still my kind of writer. Everything&#8217;s got a little funny, a little edge, and a lot of action. That&#8217;s what we get here. I have to think that the &#8220;OHEMGEE Spidey is too DARK and not FUN enough anymore&#8221; contingent would have to enjoy this book and David&#8217;s latest arc&#8211;it&#8217;s the Peter Parker and Spidey of right now, but with plenty of the life pratfalls and rampant wit that made teenage Spidey a classic.<\/p>\n<p>LOCAL #6 (OF 12)<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve been trying to read a few indie things that aren&#8217;t men and women in tights. This is one of them. Intricate little done-in-ones about people doing things.<\/p>\n<p>UNCANNY X-MEN #478<br \/>\nDunno if this is a nostalgia buy, or a legitimate &#8220;me likey&#8221; buy&#8211;all I know is that I am scared to open the long boxes in my parents&#8217; basement someday, because I think I own enough duplicate copies of first-issue X-books to stun a charging bull.<\/p>\n<p>Soooo&#8230;what are YOU buying?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wherein I reveal the comic book periodicals I will purchase, either this week or when next I arrive at my olde comic book shoppe, and RIFF on them. I will riff my fucking ASS off. This will make me seem both snarky and derivative. 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