{"id":271,"date":"2006-08-25T07:27:36","date_gmt":"2006-08-25T14:27:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/25\/i-want-quarter-bins-now\/"},"modified":"2006-08-25T07:27:36","modified_gmt":"2006-08-25T14:27:36","slug":"i-want-quarter-bins-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=271","title":{"rendered":"I want quarter bins. NOW."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I&#8217;m grumpy cause my neck hurts and I didn&#8217;t sleep well and everyone&#8217;s paining on my ass on a Friday morning at work. So I&#8217;m gonna bitch about something that&#8217;s been on my mind for a good long while&#8211;the disappearance of the quarter bin.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/quarter.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dollar bins? What the fuck is the point?! A new comic costs THREE dollars. Do you wanks really believe that dusty and bent-up old issue of Marvel Team-Up, or issue 3 of some long-forgotten miniseries from 1997, commands an asking price of FOUR quarters?! For the price of THREE dollar comics, I can get a hot fresh new comic, in nice shape, that is pulse-poundingly contemporary. I can dive into a story that is actually HAPPENING by people that are actually still WORKING.<\/p>\n<p>Face front, true believers: Quarter bins are the SHIT. These magical receptacles of old and unwanted comics have always held a hypnotic allure to me, to the point where I now judge a comic shop&#8217;s entire worth on the cheapness of their cheap old comics. There was a place in Gardena, California&#8211;Geoffrey&#8217;s Comics&#8211;every weekend, six or eight quarter bins out front. On Free Comic Book Day, they were DIME bins. AWESOME.<\/p>\n<p>You retailers need a wake-up call on this. You got old inventory you don&#8217;t need anymore? QUARTER BIN that shit. Don&#8217;t piss on my leg and tell me it&#8217;s raining. Don&#8217;t drop quarter bin shit in a dollar bin and hope you can get away with it. The only &#8220;back issues&#8221; worth more than a quarter are those released in the past two years, tops. I am willing to pay a buck&#8211;even a buck-fifty&#8211;for an issue of Batman that&#8217;s eight months old, or the first issue of a newer series that I just got hipped to.<\/p>\n<p>Otherwise, this is an ingrained psychological gulf that I refuse to cross, and it pisses me off that youngsters are being trained otherwise. To me, a quarter is the perfect price tag for a crappy random back issue that will make me happy and empty out the back room of my local comics emporium. Anything higher is a fucking rip-off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I&#8217;m grumpy cause my neck hurts and I didn&#8217;t sleep well and everyone&#8217;s paining on my ass on a Friday morning at work. So I&#8217;m gonna bitch about something that&#8217;s been on my mind for a good long while&#8211;the disappearance of the quarter bin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}