{"id":268,"date":"2006-08-23T06:57:10","date_gmt":"2006-08-23T13:57:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/23\/dreaming-of-jarvis-cocker\/"},"modified":"2006-08-23T06:57:10","modified_gmt":"2006-08-23T13:57:10","slug":"dreaming-of-jarvis-cocker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=268","title":{"rendered":"Dreaming of Jarvis Cocker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jarvis Cocker, lead singer of the brilliant Britpop band Pulp, wrote songs for some strange Broadway show. I believe puppets were involved.<\/p>\n<p>During the day, he worked at some kind of weird antique\/knick-knack shop. And he suddenly was something like eight or nine feet tall.<\/p>\n<p>I go in, and we have a short polite conversation, but the whole time I&#8217;m thinking, &#8220;Oh shit it&#8217;s Jarvis Cocker I fucking LOVE him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then he disappears, back into the store, and I open this side door, and talk to a few nice ladies about how much I love Jarvis Cocker, and they&#8217;re so nice, and then the next thing I know, some strange book has turned up in my possession, with the nicest inscription by Jarvis Cocker.<\/p>\n<p>Then I woke up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jarvis Cocker, lead singer of the brilliant Britpop band Pulp, wrote songs for some strange Broadway show. I believe puppets were involved. During the day, he worked at some kind of weird antique\/knick-knack shop. And he suddenly was something like eight or nine feet tall. I go in, and we have a short polite conversation, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}