{"id":2675,"date":"2009-10-08T07:24:53","date_gmt":"2009-10-08T14:24:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=2675"},"modified":"2009-10-08T07:24:53","modified_gmt":"2009-10-08T14:24:53","slug":"the-language-of-logan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=2675","title":{"rendered":"The Language Of Logan"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here at the Alert Nerd Sanitarium For People With English Degrees<\/span> Institute for Language Studies, we like to stay on the cutting edge of the vernacular, such that we noun verbs, verb nouns and bandy about portmanteau words like ‘friendlationship’ with frightening* frequency.<\/p>\n

Why? So that, on occasion, we can give you features like this, in which we will conjugate a pair of verbs that are sure to work their way into your geek vocab.<\/p>\n

To Wolver
\n<\/strong>(To be the best there is at what one does**)<\/em><\/p>\n

Rel. Wolverine – One who wolvers.<\/em><\/p>\n

Present Tense:<\/p>\n

I wolver
\nYou wolver
\nHe\/She\/It wolvers
\nWe wolver
\nYou wolver
\nThey wolver<\/em><\/p>\n

Preterite Tense:<\/p>\n

I wolvered
\nYou wolvered
\nHe\/She\/It wolvered
\nWe Wolvered
\nYou wolvered
\nThey wolvered<\/em><\/p>\n

Participle – Wolvering<\/em> (ex. future perfect participle – I\/You\/She\/We\/They will have been wolvering).<\/p>\n

\n

To Snikt <\/strong>(Irregular)<\/em>
\n(1. To “pop one’s claws.”<\/em> 2. To totally stab some guy.<\/em>)<\/p>\n

Present Tense:<\/p>\n

I snikt
\nYou snikt
\nHe\/She\/It snikts
\nWe snakt
\nYou snikt
\nThey snakt<\/em><\/p>\n

Preterite Tense:<\/p>\n

I snukt
\nYou snukt
\nHe\/She\/It snukt
\nWe snukt
\nYou snukt
\nThey snukt<\/em><\/p>\n

Participle – Snikting<\/em> (ex. And then he went totally berserk, snikting all of the Hellfire Club dudes.)<\/address>\n
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Use these words three times today, then they’re yours forever.<\/p>\n

*to the layperson
\n** esp. if what one does is not very nice<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here at the Alert Nerd Sanitarium For People With English Degrees Institute for Language Studies, we like to stay on the cutting edge of the vernacular, such that we noun verbs, verb nouns and bandy about portmanteau words like ‘friendlationship’ with frightening* frequency. Why? So that, on occasion, we can give you features like this, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[101,6],"tags":[413,223,224,37,225],"class_list":["post-2675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides","category-comics","tag-comics","tag-edutainment","tag-grammar","tag-marvel","tag-wolverine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2675"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2675\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}