{"id":227,"date":"2006-07-20T12:11:47","date_gmt":"2006-07-20T19:11:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/20\/what-no-gagh\/"},"modified":"2006-07-20T12:11:47","modified_gmt":"2006-07-20T19:11:47","slug":"what-no-gagh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=227","title":{"rendered":"What, No Gagh?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was just at Subway, grabbing a cheap lunch-on-the-go, when all of a sudden I hear the unmistakably sonorous tones of Lieutenant Worf (son of Mogh) ordering a footlong turkey on wheat.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, friends. MICHAEL FUCKING DORN was in line behind me. He likes avocado, in case you were wondering.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was just at Subway, grabbing a cheap lunch-on-the-go, when all of a sudden I hear the unmistakably sonorous tones of Lieutenant Worf (son of Mogh) ordering a footlong turkey on wheat. That&#8217;s right, friends. MICHAEL FUCKING DORN was in line behind me. He likes avocado, in case you were wondering.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}