{"id":223,"date":"2006-07-14T02:48:49","date_gmt":"2006-07-14T09:48:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/14\/wanted-someone-to-come-and-kill-me\/"},"modified":"2006-07-14T02:48:49","modified_gmt":"2006-07-14T09:48:49","slug":"wanted-someone-to-come-and-kill-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=223","title":{"rendered":"Wanted: Someone to come and kill me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Initially intrigued by Stan The Man&#8217;s upcoming <em>Who Wants to be a Superhero<\/em> on Sci Fi, I realized right away that there was a very narrow margin in which this should could succeed &#8211; I didn&#8217;t know what that margin would be, but it would be narrow. The concept was goofy, just so goofy it might work, so I was rooting for it. But&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.scifi.com\/superhero\" target=\"_new\">Now that I&#8217;ve seen the website<\/a>, and read through the hero profiles, I need someone to come and kill me. I&#8217;m a coward &#8211; or maybe I&#8217;m not programmed to self-terminate. It doesn&#8217;t matter, the consequences are the same. I don&#8217;t want to see this show and can&#8217;t take matters into my own hands. Please help.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The only living thing that can withstand is Death Punch is The Hulk.&#8221; Fuckin&#8217; A for Banner. Verily, it sucks to be Thor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Initially intrigued by Stan The Man&#8217;s upcoming Who Wants to be a Superhero on Sci Fi, I realized right away that there was a very narrow margin in which this should could succeed &#8211; I didn&#8217;t know what that margin would be, but it would be narrow. The concept was goofy, just so goofy it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,197],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","category-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}