{"id":1933,"date":"2009-04-10T08:58:58","date_gmt":"2009-04-10T15:58:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1933"},"modified":"2009-04-10T08:58:58","modified_gmt":"2009-04-10T15:58:58","slug":"where-the-girls-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1933","title":{"rendered":"Where The Girls Are"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/ginormica.jpg\" alt=\"ginormica\" title=\"ginormica\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1952\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Had a total <em>moment<\/em> while watching <em>Monsters vs. Aliens<\/em>. As gentle giantess Ginormica shoved her size-SUV feet into car rollerskates and prepared to zip through the streets of San Francisco, the thoughts, they started to pile up, falling like anvils.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Thought-anvil #1: This movie is about Ginormica. She&#8217;s got a bunch of funny dudes around her, but it&#8217;s essentially a female superhero origin story.<\/p>\n<p>Thought-anvil #2: Holy shit, a <em>female superhero origin story<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Thought-anvil #3: FUCK YEAH.<\/p>\n<p>Thought-anvil #4: I probably should not have said that out loud in a theater full of children.<\/p>\n<p>Thought-anvil #5: You know&#8230;animated movies are doing a pretty kick-ass job with the female protagonists lately.<\/p>\n<p>Thought-anvil #6: Oh! Oh! <em>These<\/em> are the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=1671\">geek-centric movies fronted by ladies<\/a>! This is where it&#8217;s at! BIG DAMN HEROINES.<\/p>\n<p><em>Monsters vs. Aliens<\/em> is messy around the edges &#8212; it&#8217;s not as elegant a creation as, say, <em>Wall-E<\/em> or <em>Coraline<\/em> &#8212; but amidst all the gee-whiz-style fun, there&#8217;s something sneakily awesome going on. The set-up is the kind we&#8217;re used to seeing in a different genre altogether: standard-issue rom-coms. Meek woman (not living up to her potential, obvs!) is set to marry clearly-wrong-for-her guy. But then, rather than getting saved by totally-right-for-her-guy, she gets hits by a radioactive meteor and morphs into a giant with blazing white hair. That&#8217;s pretty cool, right there. The fact that <em>Monsters vs. Aliens<\/em> continues to be about Susan-now-Ginormica all the way through &#8212; and the back-and-forth between wanting to be rid of her new superhero status, then accepting it, then prizing it about all else, and so on &#8212; is <em>really<\/em> cool. And though this is all fairly broadly sketched (and amusingly underscored by Seth Rogen&#8217;s ever-present chuckle &#8212; &#8220;HUH HUH HUH&#8221;), the general Superhero Struggle themes still come through &#8212; enough so that it reminded me a bit of the Jennifer Walters\/She-Hulk dilemma as depicted by Dan Slott during his run on the Shulkie book.<\/p>\n<p>The flick hasn&#8217;t really been promoted as being about &#8220;OMG a LADYHERO&#8221; and Ginormica&#8217;s ladyness isn&#8217;t really a story point. It&#8217;s all just sort of&#8230;there. This is how you do it. Live action flicks could take a few cues.<\/p>\n<p>And, as I mentioned above, animated movies have really been kicking geek live action ass when it comes to big-time female characters. Coraline &#8212; bold, moody, inquisitive &#8212; was another great one. EVE was as important to <em>Wall-E<\/em> as Wall-E. This is all very pleasing to me.<\/p>\n<p>While I don&#8217;t want to have to completely retreat to animated fare for my Big Damn (Movie) Heroines, I&#8217;m glad that these films are giving me gals I can root for, positioned front and center. Because even though we geeks love complaining, sometimes it&#8217;s nice to see something that just makes you go FUCK YEAH.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Had a total moment while watching Monsters vs. Aliens. As gentle giantess Ginormica shoved her size-SUV feet into car rollerskates and prepared to zip through the streets of San Francisco, the thoughts, they started to pile up, falling like anvils.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69,27],"tags":[165,166],"class_list":["post-1933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fandom","category-movies","tag-ginormica","tag-monsters-vs-aliens"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1933"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1933\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}