{"id":19,"date":"2006-04-06T09:08:10","date_gmt":"2006-04-05T16:08:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alertnerd.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/06\/please-stop-with-the-photorealistic-fur\/"},"modified":"2006-04-06T09:08:10","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T16:08:10","slug":"please-stop-with-the-photorealistic-fur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/?p=19","title":{"rendered":"Please. Stop with the photorealistic fur."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Was watching American Idol last night (yeah, I watch it&#8211;what&#8217;s it TO ya?!) and caught a commercial for a film that I believe is titled Over the Hedge.<\/p>\n<p>What is it? Guess.<\/p>\n<p>Right! It&#8217;s another computer animated film featuring talking animals voiced by smartass celebrities!<\/p>\n<p>I get that Ice Age was a big success. I get that Ice Age 2 opened HUGE. I get that talking animals have been a staple of animation since Bambi screamed about his dead&#8230;sorry, no spoilers.<\/p>\n<p>But these movies look pretty shitty, so let&#8217;s see something NEW. Like animated cars.<\/p>\n<p>What? Pixar&#8217;s doing an animated car movie? This very summer? Righteous.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Was watching American Idol last night (yeah, I watch it&#8211;what&#8217;s it TO ya?!) and caught a commercial for a film that I believe is titled Over the Hedge. What is it? Guess. Right! It&#8217;s another computer animated film featuring talking animals voiced by smartass celebrities! I get that Ice Age was a big success. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alertnerd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}